Health Terms

Babe’s Chicken Dinner House definitions of health terms – we may give exams later!

Artery  The study of paintings
Bacteria  The back door of a cafeteria
Barium  What doctors do when a patient dies
Bowel  A letter like A, E, I, O or U
Caesarian section  A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan  Search for a kitty
Cauterize  Made eye contact with her
Dilate  To live long
Enema  Not a friend
Fester  Quicker
Hangnail  Coat hook
Impotent  Distinguished, well known
Labor pain  Getting hurt at work
Nitrates  Cheaper than day rates
Node  Was aware of
Outpatient  A person who fainted
Pap smear A paternity test
Pelvis A cousin to Elvis
Post-operative A letter carrier
Rectum Dang near killed ‘em
Seizure A Roman emperor
Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor More than one
Urine Opposite of you’re out
Varicose Nearby
Vein Conceited


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